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man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex
man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.
by kim July 13, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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thick white stuff that "comes" out of your penis while having sex
ex. The cum got in her mouth

Johnny: Aah man it got all over my pajamas

by cummaster February 16, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Another name for sperm. Now, the only name for sperm. "Cum" is....

1) Why your mom's breath smells funny.

2) Watery and a bit grey-ish at times. Unless you're a porn star then it's brilliantly white and thick like premium yoghurt (and they shoot buckets opposed to your dribbles)
3) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to swallow.
4) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to have in their mouth.
5) What some men love to swallow
6) What most men fantasize about depositing in their wife's/girlfriend's ass
7) What gives your underwear that "yellow" stain
8) What ejaculated out of your penis when your (insert a family member) taught you how to masturbate all those years ago
9) What made your sister cry...and why she had to go "away" for several months
10) That bodily fluid you have on hour laptop after reading these definitions
"I hate to ask you this, since I don't really know you, but do I have a chance of ejaculating some cum into your mouth?"

"Mummy, what is "cum" and why did you scream at the man next door to "shoot his cum into your mouth"?

"Of course my darling, shoot your cum into my mouth. I know the taste is disgusting and it makes me vomit, but I love you sooooo much to refuse"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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When the one-eyed-yogurt-slinging-purple-headed-cyclops spits
Drink that shit bitch! It makes you live longer!
by A.Dizzle November 11, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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I had cum on the sheets when i finished with shawty last night.
by Hank Panky. April 01, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a substance that everyone (even guys) love....like me i like it sooooooo much...
when two men are "sexually" active, when they are aroused it cums out.
by chester the melester January 10, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The sperm/semen mix that exits from the head of a man's penis during ejaculation.
"After my masseuse let out a hormone, I shot cum all over her face."
by Bob Homes March 03, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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