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133.
cum
a substance that tastes like stewed penguins and comes out of a guys dick. Don't eat it. It a) tastes like stewed penguins and b) it's like eating shit. STICK WITH THE BLOW JOB ONLY!!!!
she only eats the cum of dead men. we love you nicki baby
by giudizio August 01, 2003
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1.
cum
1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.
I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
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2.
cum
1. To orgasm.
2. Whitish fluid from aforemention orgasm.
3. How internet sluts say "come".
1. "I think I'm gonna cum!"
2. "She's got cum all over her face!"
3. "CUM 2 MY WEBSITE!"
by Sarahsuke June 08, 2003
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3.
cum
A male or female orgasm resulting in sometimes unexpected amounts of love juice spurting veciferously
Uh-huh, Im gonna cum baby, ooh-wee... look at that, oh you cant, its in your eye!!
by PetePole February 27, 2003
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4.
Cum
Cum has a few definitions... it can be a man's semen, a female's vaginal liquids, or, the act of orgasming. Cum is a warm, thick, whitish substance that tastes different depending on what you eat. For example, if a guy ate pineapple before a blowjob, it would taste very sweet, but if he ate something like Chinese food, look out.
1) Oh... I'm cumming...
2) He then squirted his warm load of cum right down my throat.
by Meghan January 01, 2005
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5.
cum
white stuff that explodes out of a guys rod after a good tug.
i just dumped a load of cum over the kitchen bench.

my cum tastes like pineapple juice??
by returnfrom86 August 01, 2005
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6.
cum
Latin word for with, is an ablative preposition
ambulo cum agricolis (I walk with the farmers)
by LatinoMan February 27, 2003
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7.
cum
1.semen
2.the act of ejaculating
Before she realized that Joe was going to (1.)cum, Jane got a mouthful of (2.)cum and nearly choked.
by Fatass February 25, 2003
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