when a worker at a donut shop, usually Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts, cums on the inside of a jelly donut instead of filling it. Sometimes if the employee is either really daring or high, the cum will replace the icing on top of the donut.
by Disonad7 October 31, 2007
A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.
boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"
friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"
boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!
friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"
boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!
by A International Poon Handler February 11, 2009