The day of the week when both you and your sexual partner have off from work, usually Sunday. The whole day is spent having sex and, presumably, cumming. Thus, Cumday.
Friend: So, how was your weekend?
Girl: Cumday came twice this week! I didn't think he even had that much in him.
Guy: What are we doing this Sunday?
Girl: Don't you mean Cumday?
Guy: Yesssssssssssss
Girl1: You mean, you're into me?
Girl2: Uh duh. What gave it away? The 69 written next to your name in my phone?
Girl1: So... do you have off this Sunday?
Girl2: Cumday here we cum!
Girl: Cumday came twice this week! I didn't think he even had that much in him.
Guy: What are we doing this Sunday?
Girl: Don't you mean Cumday?
Guy: Yesssssssssssss
Girl1: You mean, you're into me?
Girl2: Uh duh. What gave it away? The 69 written next to your name in my phone?
Girl1: So... do you have off this Sunday?
Girl2: Cumday here we cum!
by alkenethiol July 12, 2014
by cock469 January 14, 2021
Dylan: That dude was sure an asshole, right?
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!
by Escandalo! March 23, 2011
when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.
Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
by klempy April 7, 2011