cuck wood

To have sexual intercourse with another person while in the presence of a wood chuck.

Bro#1: "Hey bro, guess what I did with that girl from Chi Omega last night"

Bro#2: "Cleveland steamer?"

Bro#1: "Nah, cuck wood."

Bro#2: "What a skank"

by woodcucker May 13, 2011