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cubical rat 

A person inside your office that reports anything and everything done at work that you or your coworkers could get in trouble for.
"I'm pretty sure Lisa is a Cubical Rat. She saw me checkin out that chicks page you sent me yesterday and now i have a meeting with the Boss Lady."
cubical rat by inadrat December 31, 2006

Cubical time 

My friend Noff got cubical time last night, now he needs a catheter to take a leak.
Cubical time by ChocolatePeople December 7, 2010

cubical whore 

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.
I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.
cubical whore by brickmason May 22, 2009
A soul draining box you live in for 40+ hours a week. You attempt to hold off the inevitable insanity by decorating it, messenger and drinking heavily. You will eventually have nightmares about being stuck in one.
ME: I was stuck in my damn cubical all day
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*
cubical by Grim January 31, 2005

Cubical Suicide 

The random ice cubes that drop out of the freezer when you put your hand in to get a few pieces of ice.

(Someone else beat me to the word cubicide which is what I actually call it and would be another alternate definition for cubicide).
Everytime I go to chill my drink, there's that inevitable "cubical suicide".
Cubical Suicide by torileeo May 6, 2009

Cubicaltraz 

Cubicaltraz is a reference to the prizon like atmosphere that pervades the business office and cubicalvilles everywhere. A combination of Alcatraz and cubical.
When I worked for them I thought that place was cubicaltraz, compared to this shithole, it was paradise!
Cubicaltraz by Jim Inman August 17, 2006