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Hailey crystal nell 

Person 1: your such a hailey crystal nell

Person 2: what's that?

Person 1: a spastic, a nerd and a simp
Hailey crystal nell by ShreksWife September 17, 2020

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual 

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual
Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

nose crystal

Ay bro you got that nose crystal™?
nose crystal by Revilo69 May 8, 2018

Nasty Dark Crystal 

is a woman who has graduated beyond the white trash phase and metamorphed into a greasy, puss-filled piece of anal cheeze. She has multiple lovers mainly including animals such as dogs, rats, and gerbils. She has low self-esteem and gets her jolly's from crappin' her panties and smelling her fingers. You can find her beggin' for change under the Atlantic City boardwalk and performing sexual favors for a vile of crack.
Yo bro, you bang that chick and your dick is not only going to fall off....but it will create a secondary demon head full of warts when you touch that Nasty Dark Crystal!!!

Nancy Crystal 

Two women that entire lives have amounted to them being Culver City stanky strawberries.
Did you see those two women?

Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.

Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?

Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.

Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.

crystalnexus 

A roblox player that loves being right and having sex toys
CrystalNexus has a dildo in his room that is 5 feet long
crystalnexus by Fxded May 19, 2018