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a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth 2. it might cough up blood 3. it likes eating mud "oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2 "thats a crystal pony!" said man1 "so...." said man2 "i want a ride!" said man1 "dude hes eating your pants!" said man2 "feets dont fail me now!" said man1 |
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