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A sexual act revealed to me by Tré Cool of Green Day. As a girl wearing heavy makeup (most importantly mascara), finishes giving you head, you blow your load in her eye and then rub it in with your dick. This causes her to cry and the effect of dripping mascara leads her to look like a Crying Clown.
Me: Remember that bitch from the golf course, Tré?
Tré: Yeah I gave that bitch the crying clown.
by Michael vdB October 17, 2007

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