cry cold

An extremely low temperature that, when you are exposed to it, makes you actually feel like bursting into tears.

"It's cry cold out there!!"

by Natacia Noel December 22, 2008

Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.

Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!

by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025