Top Definition
Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
Ohhh, poor baby. Cry me a joaquin
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

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