Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
by Longdongtom69 July 7, 2013
When a movie isn't good enough to watch in 2d so they add 3d as an option so you'll watch the shitty movie.
by Joe888888 July 23, 2011
A weapon in any video game that is on the borderline of overpowered from it being unrivaled in a certain category that makes it very easy to use.
by Bill Nye the Asian Spy December 23, 2016
D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
by Shay ren November 3, 2008
person 1: she's so mean.
person 2: your such a crutch head you don't even know her.
she's the coolest person ever.
person 2: your such a crutch head you don't even know her.
she's the coolest person ever.
by Audrey and Aimee April 26, 2007
When a young Hungarian male pleads his crippled loved one to violently but sensually place one (or two) of her crutches within his rectum.
When about to cum the crippled female then takes one of her flappy legs and smacks it across said male parties throbbing erection.
This act is quite popular in many ancient nordic cultures. But especially in the renowned Kiraly Clan.
When about to cum the crippled female then takes one of her flappy legs and smacks it across said male parties throbbing erection.
This act is quite popular in many ancient nordic cultures. But especially in the renowned Kiraly Clan.
by Angry Dad March 30, 2018
Cruth or crotch odour is very similar to body odour also known as b.o. but concentrated mainly on the genetalia of either male or female.
by Shell555 January 3, 2007