crusty omlet 

When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.

Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.

crusty omlet by adawg123456 October 31, 2007

Crusty Omelette 

The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.

Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."

Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"

Crusty Omelette by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009