crunk n' funk 

When someone achieves the state of intoxication know as crunk and then foolishly and mistakenly acquire the impression that they can rap and proceed to rape your ears with their godawful rhymes.

Whenever that stupid cunt gets a 40 he pulls a crunk n' funk and makes me flip a tit.

crunk n' funk by T-Buck November 8, 2007

crunk-n-munch 

This is a box similar to the all famous "CRUNCH-N-MUCH", yet, CRUNK-N-MUNCH has yet to be invented. CRUNK-N-MUNCH, when brought into this world, will be a box of insanely crunkatized bits of joy that will enable you to reach a euphoric gangstertastically superb well being feeling when munching on. YES!!!! CRUNK-N-MUNCH...be crunkatized!!!!!!!

Yo, today I copped that new lil' box o' goodies called CRUNK-N-MUNCH!!! That mug had me HYPED!!!

crunk-n-munch by James McLendon August 13, 2006

Cap'n Crunk 

Cap'n Crunch mixed with vodka.

Randy the village drunk always ate Cap'n Crunk for breakfast.

Cap'n Crunk by Wray&Nephew November 28, 2012

crunk nog 

Apparently a drink enjoyed by a lame scene girl with a shitty hair baret, see: The picture above this entry.

Wow, that girl really likes Crunk Nog, I bet she'd suck us off.

crunk nog by xSKx August 15, 2007

Crunk Nuclear 

Literally going beyond getting Crunk. It's when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn't be going on.

Nerds, Party Animals, Rockstars, Gangstas, Prostitutes, random porn starlets, Politicians, Police officers... your mom. ALL OF THEM totally fucked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and semen... no two people who'd normally even get along, and it's evident everyone partied and probably fucked like fiends.

THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*

Crunk Nuclear by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011

Crank-N-Dank 

The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.

LETS GO CRANK-N-DANK!

Crank-N-Dank by The Baked CheesePuff July 17, 2011

Crunk-Nasty

When one is drunk and out of control to the extent of being nasty... this may occur after a round of edward forty-hands or other means of getting wasted.

Gia did you have fun last night? yes i got crunk-nasty.

Crunk-Nasty by Andrew- August 22, 2006