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Las Cruces High School 

Your average school. You go there, you see lots of people talking and chatting while being lonely. When you enter, you see the shitty ‘bulldawg’ mascot plastered all over that it annoys you so much.. You go from class to class “learning” unimportant stuff and then you finally go home only to find out that you have extra unimportant stuff called homework…
Las Cruces High School, home of the bulldawgs? More like Lost Causes High Shit, home of the bullcraps!
Las Cruces High School by RiskyLol December 14, 2022
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Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.
When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.
Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
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crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.
Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me
crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021
Irish for a pig's foot, a delicacy rich in taste and possibly high in cholesterol. They are boiled and served with cabbage, or can be boiled then sauteed in butter for a richer cholesterol dose, the latter way with a lot of chips. Sometimes they're even pickled, jellied and served with beer and brown bread. They also come smoked, served with Colman's mustard. Bon appetit!
Jimmy Joyce loved them and had them prominently in his books. My grandpa could eat two or three at a sitting, but it's a lot of work sifting out the bones.
Sentence: I'd give my right arm for a nice, juicy crubeen right now.
crubeen by Seaneen June 14, 2007
The indentations left from socks on your ankles
I love taking off my socks at night and itching my crubs.

These socks are a bit too small, they gave me crubs.
Crubs by Benoo April 15, 2020

Ham Cubes 

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.
Ham Cubes by Lizeah March 30, 2011

Energon cubes 

Food; see "grub" or "grubulon". Derived from the old Transformers cartoon, what the Transformers used to eat.
Brandon "I haven't eaten all day, I need some energon cubes."
Energon cubes by Neo June 15, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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