crouch butter 

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and she cums; the blended mixture of cum and period blood

Hey bro, is that ketchup on yo pants?

Nah main, just a lil crouch butter- ain't no thang.

crouch butter by Crouch Butter September 11, 2015

churning crotch butter 

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

churning crotch butter by djslut September 20, 2005

Crotch Butter 

Crotch butter is indeed butter of the crotch. Meaning when you rub butter on your crotch, it becomes crotch butter. If you take off your underwear and smell popcorn butter, you call it...Crotch Butter.

Who left their crotch butter on the counter!?

Crotch Butter by Crotchy McCrotchenheimer February 13, 2009

Couch Butter 

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

Couch Butter by gumper December 22, 2021

Butter Crotch 

The pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.

When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."

Butter Crotch by milkman51 August 30, 2009

butter crotch 

Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.

Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.

Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.

Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.

butter crotch by lennytheoreo December 4, 2012

Butter Crotch 

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

Butter Crotch by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014