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1.
A male for whom sexual contact with a female is so rare, he views intercourse as cosmic or surreal.
"You actually fucked that crotchronaut? Wow, that must have been an outta this world experience for him."

"The pathetic crotchronaut ended up taking his mother to the prom again".
by Squeaked Moose October 19, 2011
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