The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.
Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009
It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.
by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010
A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.
Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."
Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."
Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
by ACRONYM February 17, 2015
A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.
by die7fox May 20, 2005
Look at that famous TV hooker Oprah always going on about how poor people are cool when she has billions of bucks tucked away herself. I bet if she didn't get paid she be a mean crosstitute.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish July 11, 2008
If the Wayans Brothers were whores in "White Chicks," they would have been perfect examples of crosstitutes.
by TheGreatWhiteApe February 7, 2010
by Snoobs August 29, 2014