When you feverishly eat a girl's vagina while she drives. It is a lot like roadhead, but less fun for all parties involved.
"I gave her a crossroad feast to satisfy her appetite for tongue."
"If we are going to have a crossroad feast don't drip on the seat."
"That crossroad feast turned out to be a potluck."
"If we are going to have a crossroad feast don't drip on the seat."
"That crossroad feast turned out to be a potluck."
by DirtyBoy916 December 3, 2012
A supposed "Game Idea" made by a user on Gamefaqs that is so bad it is literally somewhat of a meme on the Current Events and Nonstop Gaming General boards.
It's a reminder of on how NOT to make a Video Game Idea.
It's a reminder of on how NOT to make a Video Game Idea.
by BigKahn August 24, 2012
She is such a bitch as mother fucker. She is such a dyke that eats the cooch.she acts as if she has a stick up her ass. That wendy gave her. Jen gets ass ramed by wendy the weird bitch. She yaps at everyone for talking in a whisper. Her pussy is so old that there are cobb webs and a pound of dust from never being touched. What a dumb bitch she has a fucking pony tale. And wendy she has a fucking shaved head. What a crabby bitch. She needs a cock.as soon as possible.
by straight mortimer(only on monday) February 24, 2004
A shithole of a middle school that is located in the 4 deepest circles of hell, Lewisberry, Goldsboro/Etters, and New Cumberland.
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
She is a hard grading bitch she is like 70 years old but she looks 90. She is so old. Immagin the ugliest nightmare in the world and she is worse than that what an ugly ass bitch everyone thinks that she is the most boring teacher in the world. We all fucking hate her.what is funny as shit is that she was writing on the board and then she stepped on her dog which is a large looking rat.
by straight mortimer(only on monday) February 25, 2004
a school that claims to "prepare you for high school" when in all actuallity, treats you like 3-year-olds. often attended by "scenesters" or "rednecks" but often has a high population of absolute freaks. avoid this school at all costs
by pants on fire January 27, 2009
A small chain of consignment stores mostly found in the San Francisco Bay Area but there are also stores in the Central Valley, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Orange County, Seattle, Portland and Chicago. Their marketing stitch is that you can buy secondhand designer, fashion forward clothing for less than you would pay at department stores and you could sell your lightly used, fashionable clothing for either money or a credit that goes towards their store. Crossroads is staffed by snooty, judgmental bitches with their nose in the air because they think their working at Saks Fifth Ave. or just landed a job at Vouge magazine when instead they look like idiots because they're actually working at a shitty warehouse that smells like crap. The girls at Crossroads also don't know what's actually valuable when you try to trade in your perfectly desirable clothing. For example a girl at Crossroads would rather give you a credit for a D&G dress that you spilled bleach all over and is half eaten by your dog than a nice barely worn pair of black pants from Macys but is unfortunately not a designer brand. Basically unless you want to sell your designer clothes don't even bother trying to sell anything to this lost bunch.
Girl at Crossroads: As you can see I've been highly educated about the fashion industry and style by working at Crossroads Trading Company.
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?
by norcalprincess15 August 10, 2009