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13. cronk
to get high on high grade pot also known as chronic, because the pot gives you a chronic cough
Let's go out and get cronked
by been there Sep 19, 2003 add a video
1. cronk
"Cronk" may be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, preposition, interjection, or article.

The use of "cronk" signifies any word which the speaker wishes to replace or create.
I wish this stupid cronk on my toe would just disappear!
Wow, you really cronked her last night!
Now that's cronkin'.
Cronk!
2. cronk
perineum (the region where the balls bounce)
I was in my bike, the saddle broke and i got a new hole in my cronk.
3. Cronk
A history teacher who can only be described as a true ANIMAL. A man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. Do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. It is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.
John: Wow! that guy is a true Cronk!
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat
4. Cronk
Having a shit and masturbating at the same time
I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk
5. cronk
To have a fit; to freak out
My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.
by Laur Jun 24, 2003 add a video
6. Cronk
A woman who is a giant bitch as if on her period, referred also as a cronkosaurus rex. This woman is the grimiest girl ever and usually acts like a man, wearing man hair and G.I. Boots.
Damn that cronkosaurus is a giant bitch.
A true feminazi.
7. Cronk
A cronk is a person who repeatedly exhibits chronic offense behavior - such as irresponsibility or laziness
John: This is the fifth notice of late payment we have received from the insurance company on Jim's policy in six months.

Jen: He's such a cronk
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