I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

Croated 

Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.

THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.

Croated by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019

Croaxed 

To laugh out loud with no control; usually leads to tears and embarrassment.

The Danny dude croaxed in class because he saw a funny picture

Croaxed by DannyDude2000 September 27, 2019

crowned 

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

crowned by Splinkio December 9, 2003

croaked 

Ruined, poor performance, messed up, or dead. A combination of crushed, killed and croak.

When playing golf, John scored a triple bogey on hole 5. He really got croaked on that hole.

croaked by mindmaster July 25, 2006

Crowned-hound 

To be so drunk that all one is capabale of is to smoke more hounds and to drink more crowns.

Well biyz I'm not messing i was like a crowned-hound in the fling last night.

You will never get gowl when you are a crowned-hound.

Crowned-hound by MrSkark December 16, 2005

croned 

Crazy stoned. Like stoned, but crazy.

If I get a tro tonight, I'm gonna get croned.

croned by brandoniscool May 28, 2005