Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

cristie 

An aWESOME human bean that's super chill and sweet

Cristie is a great friend!

cristie by *insert something creative* January 3, 2017

Crister Ronaldo 

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi

Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii

Crister Ronaldo by Hehedarwood diplodacudoplamos March 20, 2022

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole 

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole 

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Cristien 

Cristien is nerd who has more then 2000 hours on rust and has zero friends

Johnny: is that Cristien I heard he has over 2000 hours on rust
tommy: wow that guy is a no life and must have zero friends

Cristien by daddyham June 20, 2022

cristie lee

a tall, thin, beautiful, sexy female from the dirty south with blue eyes and a free spirit. loving & kind to everyone, judges only contests NOT people, a hippy @ heart but back her in a corner and her craziness will emerge w/great force! has many friends and her only enimies are jealous, close minded haters. loves to a fault but is very selective of her lovers. has strong opinions on life matters however, and open mind and will listen to all sides. she isn't afraid to be herself and makes no apologies for her behavior.

"wow, that girl is cool...I bet she is a Cristie Lee."

cristie lee by douknowme? December 18, 2011