a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020