Ruined, destroyed, maimed. Used especially when something absolutely has to work, but doesn't. Used especially by sound engineers referring to faulty equipment.
"Dang. It's fuckin' crinted. That sure as hell ain't the jazz.
The act of two "crews" or groups of friends uniting, whether temporarily (as in a one-time combined hangout) or for more long-term purposes.
Girl 1: Hey, I think that guy is so fit, I wish I could find a way to chill with him.
Girl 2: hey, I know a few of his friends ... we should totally crunite!
1. One who is infatuated with the game Cranium.
2. An expert or experienced Cranium Player.
It is important to note that this word was coined by none other than Lady Lima Bean Linda, the Cranium Queen.
Craig & Doug: "Linda, we have to play Cranium!"
Linda: "Finally, my plan to turn the people of the world into my Cranite minions is begining to unfold. Muuuuuahahahahahaaaaaaa."
Men have naught to fear, but women.... gird your uterus. Made of darkpurplemisty smoke, a criniti is vicious in his attacks. The high pitch of a women's voice is his signal that his prey is near. As a closet vaper he can cloak himself in his own smoke. His battle cries include the following, " make me a sandwich" or " go get pregnant. " He stashes all his unfortunate victims in a hidden mopar he keeps out in the boonies. A criniti is not to be taken lightly, all females be advised keep a spare sandwich near to throw in the opposite direction in case a criniti comes after YOU.
I kept my sandwich beside just like you said mom, and when he appeared yelling, "the house isn't up to my standards!" I tossed my sandwich SO far to the other side. It worked just liked you said mom! Thanks for the emergency criniti kit, I was so close to being crinitied! Whew.