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1.
An injury inflicted during excessively vigorous sexual activity.
I committed a crime of passion against Jane last night. She can hardly walk today.
by ajobbins September 22, 2010
 
2.
Someone whose birth did the world a disservice. Essentially, a "crime of passion" is a person whose creation was a mistake.
Look at that crime of passion Jeff over there: he's urinating in the bathroom soap dispenser.
by Scott Levin June 01, 2005