Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

Dick Cricket by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022

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Dickie Cricket

The number one megaphone crooner of the 1920's, topped only perhaps by Kid Jersey.

Elevator, baby likes the elevator,
ride in the elevator,
ride up and dooown!
(Dickie's 1923 hit "elevator")

Dickie Cricket by Zach G. November 28, 2003

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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