Crestview

A small city in northwest Florida known as "that place you pass through to get to Destin" with all of the shitty traffic, rednecks, snowbirds and crackheads you'd ever (not) want. And any one who goes south of I-10 during rush hour, may God have mercy on your souls. The only thing rivaling the crowds of traffic is the crowds at Walmary and the high school hallways

Person: I'm sorry I'm running late, I got stuck in traffic in Crestview and that set me back about 30 minutes

by 'Merica2 July 28, 2021

Crestview

The most ballinest hometown/school in the century of the universe!

person #1::She goes to Crestview.
person #2::Dude! She must be a baller!

by Heidi Hall June 13, 2008

Crestview Poo

When you make a donkey poop in toothpaste, and then throw it at people

Pete made me angry, so I made some Crestview Poo and threw it in his car

by Johndawatthebomb.com January 28, 2021

Crestview Middle School

This is a place where people think they are cooler than others just because their popular. Also a natural habitat for the gays. You can find a wide variety of students like, depressed ones, happy ones, or just ones who have no care in the world what’s going on (which I respect them). I hope this helps you on our sad and pathetic school (jail/hell)🤠

Crestview Middle School is a place where kids think their going to jail bc it’s true

by 26something November 30, 2021