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Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.
Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013