Creepy Crawly Death Dealers 

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

creepy crawly crabs package by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.

We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.

Creepy Crawly by Art Farkis December 10, 2008

Creepy Crawls 

to stalk someone with a far less sinister intent, however, with far less skill

I saw this girl at the mall the other day, and I got in some creepy crawls hoping to see her try some panties on.

Creepy Crawls by nigel May 6, 2004

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

creepy crawly crabs package by thebadwrench April 21, 2018