A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
by Stains and Smears May 22, 2019
A term regarding any student at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University (applicable to both campuses). Typically referring to people who lack basic social skills, good posture, any sense of fashion and don't touch enough grass.
"Dude, my lab partner is such a riddle creature, all he talks about is his gaming set up and he wears suspenders."
by milfluvr6942069 February 1, 2023
by TriadicEight April 19, 2021
Someone who talks, walks and moves in a creaturous way. Normally these individuals stick close to walls and stays in the shadows. When talking its sounds something similar to a fox howling or that of some mumbo jumbo you can't quite make out in a sentence.
Eddie "Hey Joe, have you seen Ryan today?"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"
by Mr.TickleyToes November 21, 2015
by Dark Creature September 21, 2020
I'M A CREATURE OF THE DARK!!!!!!!!
by Dark Creature September 21, 2020
A family from Northeast Philadelphia who has been procreating together for many decades creating grotesque offspring. They prey on potentially normal people and brainwash them, turning them into elite followers. The patriarch also known as “the wizard” is well known but not respected. Be sure not to fall under the spells of the MCGN.
Ewwww did you see bobs wife?
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
by Petty pretty princess April 12, 2022