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Cheater's Funeral 

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.
Cheater's Funeral by HunterQT January 28, 2013

Cheater's Kiss 

Film/TV cliche where the cheating spouse always kisses the other on the cheek instead of the lips.
Don Draper kissed his wife on the cheek before he went to work and we all yelled "Cheater's Kiss!" at the TV.
Cheater's Kiss by chingaleta June 16, 2010

cheater's band 

The white line left around the ring finger when the wedding band is removed. Magically appears as a white skin ring when a married person is trying to disguise themselves as single.
"Yeah, I knew the bastard was married when I spotted the cheater's band"
cheater's band by Leahann December 5, 2007

Cheater's spot 

That stupid place in blood gulch to the left of blue base where you can see just about the whole stupid level.
God damnit! Cody is in cheaters spot again.. What a cum blizzard..
Cheater's spot by Squishy March 29, 2004

creator's fireworks 

A way in which people from southern states like Texas, Oklahoma and Alabama say "Lightning"
Hey y'all come look at the sky! We got some creator's fireworks!

Cheater's Eve 

The day before a holiday when you take out your girlfriend or boyfriend because you have to spend the actual holiday with your spouse. This can be a birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, New Years, or similar.
I have such a busy week, I have reservations at Olive Garden for Valentine's Day with my wife and I'm spending Cheater's Eve at Ruth Chris with Veronica.
Cheater's Eve by JimbowTeX February 15, 2008