Crazy diarrhea- the kind that makes you run to the bathroom while clinching your butt cheeks. Often accompanied by loud, excessive gas and a mass exodus of other bathroom users. Has the potential to ruin your whole day.
Dannnng, girl! I didn't know the human body was capable of making those kind of noises! That wasn't just diarrhea, that was CRAZYrrhea. I gotta start packin' air freshener in my purse...