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A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.
"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"
by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006
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