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1. crappleberries
A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.
Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.
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