1. your girlfriend or boyfriend kicking you out
2. fuckin rent is too damn high
3. oh shit, my friends bailed on me
4. fuck, i hate living with my friends
5. my roommates are fuckin stupid
6. living with strangers is awesome
A craigslist roommate varies from crazy, weird, wtf, or friendly.
Friend B: With a craigslist roommate.
Friend A: How is it?
Friend B: Eh shoulder shrug.