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A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .
Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.
by Cwips February 15, 2004