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The 'crack sweat' theorem

Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.

Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'

Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'

Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'

Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
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Crackwear 

Urban clothing line from the d.
I got a new hoodie from Crackwear that reps the d.
Crackwear by CAL739 September 2, 2007

crack sweat

A type of sweat that originates from the crack in your ass; often happens in the summer or intensely hot weather, especially while exercising.
Man, I got like, at least a half ounce of crack sweat to mop up before I go take a jog.
crack sweat by supamonkey March 30, 2005

Cocksweater 

a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.
Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*

Crack sweat

The itchy, annoying, smelly, totally unnecessary sweat that builds up in your asscrack, just above your asshole (where you'd grow a tail if you had one) - usually on hot days, or after strenuous physical exercise - or all the time on fat people.
I wish they'd come up with an anti-perspirant specifically for crack sweat!
Crack sweat by Kalisiin March 12, 2011

crackspert 

An expert on crack. Remember Bobby Brown is two cups; Whitney Houston is 3.
Bro #1: "Yo what does it mean to 'cut two lines of coke with drano?"

Bro #2: "I don't know I'm not a crackspert."

Bro #1: "Hmm. So ... negative work."
crackspert by 4thfloortalent March 30, 2010

crackawear 

Describing the clothing of a caucasian.
"Yo nigga... check out whitey sportin the new crackawear!"
crackawear by Krista Mcpherson November 18, 2006