Crackhead Moment
Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020
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crackhead hours
whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid
*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019
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crackhead ned
The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
crackhead ned by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019
crackhead culture
Beth: Did you see the new BTS music video?
Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!
Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!
crackhead culture by Crazy_as_Cora August 26, 2018
Crackhead hours
The time of the night when you need sleep, find everything hilarious, and wanna sing every song on the frozen soundtrack.... Crackhead hours are very dark hours
Crackhead hours by quitting IS succeeding November 5, 2018
crackhead math
You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"
or
You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"
Hence the term crackhead math
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"
or
You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"
Hence the term crackhead math
crackhead math by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009
crackbeast
(NOUN: "crackbeast," henceforth abbreviated as "c.")
1) A crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quantities of drugs of any kind. (e.g., Amy Winehouse).
2) A particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., Howard Hughes).
3) One who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. Franz Liszt).
4) An animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) Any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but Alice in Alice in Wonderland).
(VERB: "to c.")
1) To go on a drug binge.
2) To consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) To behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) To do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.
(ADJECTIVE: "c." "c. -ful" "c. -ly" or "c. -y")
--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above NOUN forms.
(ADVERB: "c. -fully" or "c. -ily")
--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above VERB or ADJECTIVAL forms (NOTE: The latter of these two categories would be far too "c.fully c.ly" to actually hear spoken, so don't worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, EVER AGAIN!!!)
1) A crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quantities of drugs of any kind. (e.g., Amy Winehouse).
2) A particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., Howard Hughes).
3) One who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. Franz Liszt).
4) An animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) Any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but Alice in Alice in Wonderland).
(VERB: "to c.")
1) To go on a drug binge.
2) To consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) To behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) To do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.
(ADJECTIVE: "c." "c. -ful" "c. -ly" or "c. -y")
--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above NOUN forms.
(ADVERB: "c. -fully" or "c. -ily")
--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above VERB or ADJECTIVAL forms (NOTE: The latter of these two categories would be far too "c.fully c.ly" to actually hear spoken, so don't worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, EVER AGAIN!!!)
***EXAMPLES OF USE***
(As a NOUN:)
{Liz:} Hahah, what if cigarettes weren't meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that's exactly the amount you'd need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!
{Zak:} OH my GOD....YOU'RE a CRACKBEAST!
(As a VERB:)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a fictionalized account of Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar la Costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in Sin City.
(As both an ADJECTIVE and an ADVERB:)
Allen was absolutely shocked--but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused--to discover that his date's apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. His own cock sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of fucking right there in the foyer, as per Bill's design...
(As a NOUN:)
{Liz:} Hahah, what if cigarettes weren't meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that's exactly the amount you'd need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!
{Zak:} OH my GOD....YOU'RE a CRACKBEAST!
(As a VERB:)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a fictionalized account of Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar la Costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in Sin City.
(As both an ADJECTIVE and an ADVERB:)
Allen was absolutely shocked--but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused--to discover that his date's apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. His own cock sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of fucking right there in the foyer, as per Bill's design...
crackbeast by finkels January 1, 2012