crackhead joe 

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

crackhead joe by bulletface March 29, 2015

Crackheadfred 

A hillarious prank caller, and man of action. His sexual skill is well known in many middle school circles.

Dude: Crackheadfred just came in my eye!
Hot Girl: lets get married, ill over look your fat ass to have some of that sweet eye cum!

Crackheadfred by Sum Jackhass June 20, 2006

Crackheadness 

An adjective used to describe how much of a crackhead one is. Created by Brianna Countie in 2018.

My crackheadness is at an all time high.

Crackheadness by Crackhead P November 18, 2018

crackheadness 

crackheadedness is an upgrade to the word crackhead which is to measure how much of a crackhead ones self is.

a person who digs someone’s crackhead personality rather than crack cocaine. “You liked my crackheadness the other day”

crackheadness by ShanMich December 15, 2020

Crackheadford 

An accurate moniker for Medford, OR because of the prevalent use of crack and particularly meth by its citizens.

Let's take a road trip to Crackheadford to score some meth for our huntin' weekend!

Crackheadford by Sun Chaser December 26, 2017

crackheadiness 

when someone or something has a crackheady vibe, you describe their actions and personality as “crackheadiness”

they just did not understand our “crackheadiness”

crackheadiness by sillyhannah November 29, 2019

crackheadiness 

Sense of humour that cannot be described in simple words. Often used as a text slang in response to any form of satirical content.

Luiza: I love the amount of crackheadiness in this video

crackheadiness by sapph7csam July 25, 2022