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While the term 'Cracked' is more often than not used to casually describe a hit/blow to the face (or other variations of being beaten the shit out of).

However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).
John: "I'm fucking sick of dumb humor websites. They make me laugh but when I laugh I feel like George Dubya after a stroke that was treated for in a Jackson, Mississippi hospital."

Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"
by TheInformacistOfToday May 25, 2012
 
1.
one of the best comedy websites. they wrote a book or something.
did you see the new cracked article? very funny
by brownsnake01 July 19, 2012
 
2.
To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.
Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
 
3.
A general term used to describe a program where the security has been removed.
Q: Hey, don't you need a CD-Key for that?
A: No, it's been cracked.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
 
4.
Crazy, mentally unstable.
"I think you're cracked".
by Derek Scott September 09, 2003
 
5.
To be completely destroyed. Usually in refrence to sports.
The Patriots cracked the Lions 48-7

The Phillies cracked the Mets by 10 runs
by Dominiking October 07, 2009
 
6.
crazy
"Why are you talking funny. You're cracked dude.
by dude September 10, 2003
 
7.
messed up; wack; not right
that shit is cracked
by Nikki September 10, 2003