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a man who gives oral sex to a woman with pubic lice.
"I was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the clit. I said thank you and they joined me in a good munch. This made me a Crab Muncher"
by nickthavick October 04, 2005

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