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7.
CP
Captain Picard

Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".
"Get that CP outta here!"
by Comrade Dave November 19, 2006
 
8.
CP
Completely Parra (paralyzed). Totally wasted. Trashed. Usually used in reference to photographs of you being embarassingly trashed and/or slutty.
Hey girl, you're hot AF. Send me some CP?

I have 2 hard drives full of CP photos AND videos! Get on my level!
by gonads&strife July 27, 2014
 
9.
CP
An abbreviation for "crease pattern." Most often used by origami artists to share their work without revealing all the steps. Notable examples include: Satoshi Kamiya's Phoenix 3.5, and Nguyen's Eagle. Crease patterns are meant to show all the folds that will be present at the end of a particular work in a 2D format. Crease patterns are typically copyrighted so that commercial duplication/distribution is considered a punishable crime.
"Aww, this origami is insane! I can't figure out how to fold this from just a plain CP!"
by Panbu2 August 06, 2011
 
10.
C-P
Chat lingo for Sleepy.
Im tired but not C-P.
by lovely nessa February 06, 2009
 
11.
The online chat acronym for "Currently Peeing" Often used when someone laughs so hard, they think they might pee.
Ashlea:GUESS WHAT!?
Holly:What?
Ashlea:LAUREN JUST ASKED OUT BERNARD!
Holly:OMG,ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!? HAHAHA C.P.
by Ashlea Mason January 12, 2009
 
12.
A conglomeration of guys who's sole mission is to stop ugly stalker bitches from achieving its main goal.
FUCKING UP THE LIFE OF ITS VICTIM..
call C.P.S if u need help.
by jack hanna dog faces November 02, 2011
 
13.
CP
1. (v) Cock Punch

Forcefully sending one's knuckles into the cock of another individual. Often done for the sake of justice. Great Justice.

2. (n) Cock Punch

The act of cock punching.

3. (n) The main weapon in the war for justice (great justice) waged by Cock Puncher.
Alex: "That guy is such a dick, someone needs to CP him for justice."
Mike: "For great justice!"
by CP Inc. July 22, 2011
 
14.
CP
cunt punch-when someone is being a bitch and needs an attitude adjustment, punch the said person in the cunt to straighten them out.
"I will cp the bitch who took my last twinkie", said the big girl who was breathing heavy due to hunger.
by Sally Ann Smithers January 21, 2011