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Scrotum cozies 

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
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Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.
"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"
Tea cosied by daffodil June 24, 2007
to goose someone while they are at the urinal and yell good game and with the other hand whirling a small hand towel and then yell WHIRLY TOWEL, then spank the individual and yell good game.
He codied me and I screamed and got interrupted in my answering the call of nature, the towel hit me in the face.
codied by RevLord October 9, 2019
being (heavily) under the influence of ecstacy.
he's purely cowied. Everything's gone a bit Robert Palmer!
cowied by mickyD November 24, 2003
Cozy and mellow and great
Dude, that was so cozzed.
Cozzed by LTay May 14, 2007
any opiate based medications prescribed for pain that makes you feel warm and content.
My buddy, Doug, called me today sounding very sentimental and relaxed. It turns out he had just been to the dentist and ol’ boy gave him a ‘script for twenty cozies with one refill.
cozies by Ace Fantagious May 25, 2021