conmentary

Any sports commentary designed to be deceptive, promote the image of the team the commentator is supporting or exposes the delusional tendencies of commentators

Making somebody out to be the greatest bowler. And then he bowls a wide. Conmentary at its best.

conmentary by randomvoodoogirl March 21, 2011

Cowmment 

A bitchy comment on a social network.

'You look fat' 'Wow, thank you for the cowmment'

Cowmment by Cowsarossa December 3, 2011

conmenu 

What you say when your going to finish in someone

Yo Alice I’m going to conmenu

conmenu by Regina Georgina January 22, 2024

Coonments

1. Comments, or large swathes of comments in comment sections, especially in all-black, or predominantly black, online spaces with a pervasive air of internalized anti-blackness or agreement with bigoted individuals, institutions, fandoms, etc. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.
2. Any comment of a coonish nature made online by a black person. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.

I had to block Brian, I was tired of him putting coonments under my posts

Coonments by John Cloccwork March 26, 2026

Coonments

1. Comments, or large swathes of comments in comment sections, especially in all-black, or predominantly black, online spaces with a pervasive air of internalized anti-blackness or agreement with bigoted individuals, institutions, fandoms, etc. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.
2. Any comment of a coonish nature made online by a black person. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.

I had to block Brian, I was tired of him putting coonments under my posts

Coonments by John Cloccwork March 26, 2026