tard coddling 

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.

I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.

tard coddling by Max Pivo February 27, 2009

al cowlings 

Verb. To drive somebody around town; be someone's chauffeur. It's usually a close friend without a car who always bums rides off friends in order to run HIS errands or make HIS appointments.

Al Cowlings was a former football teammate and best friend of O.J. Simpson. He drove the white Bronco for O.J. in the infamous police chase in 1994 while Simpson was a suspect for murder.
First used in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting by Ben Affleck's character.

"I can't make it tonight. I gotta al cowlings John's ass all the way to Medford for some job interview."

al cowlings by rainmandingo August 14, 2009

Coddling 

Allowing weak people to whine and sit back and not get their work done.

Sue was so busy coddling April, that she never got her homework finished.

Coddling by The Word Woman February 4, 2010

coddling 

Act of getting your dick handled in a manner of extreme delicacy and care.

Got the best mouthski last night ,, she was basically coddling it.

coddling by talenta942 April 8, 2010

cowling

The act of curling with a cow, instead of a rock.

She was the cowling world champion!

cowling by Kendra February 26, 2005

Cowlingtons 

Joking slang term,mocking the Yorkshire term for cocaine 'cowie'.

Come on,send us a line of this cowlingtons.

Cowlingtons by Ineisto October 9, 2016

ballie coddling 

When a guy sits around watching TV and fondles his balls.

My girl always make fun of me ballie coddling.

ballie coddling by Molly Dodger January 15, 2016