This is an uncommonly featured creature that has the face of a cow, and the stripes of a zebra. It also makes a very comfortable cushion. It's true species is often debated by those who are quick enough to spot one in their natural habitat (Essex).
Liane: Jokes. Where's the cowbra?
Jon: It's a zebrow, dammit.
Ash: Dudes, it's on the chaise-longue!
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