cow off 

An expression of disbelief, as in "I find that extremely unlikely". A South Wales linguistic expression, especially associated with Swansea.

“I reckon Wales will beat England in the next Rugby home nations” “Cow off, they’ve got no chance."
or
“Wembley stadium should be completed in 12 months” ”Cow off, there’s enough litigation to last for the next 12 years”

cow off by Elizie June 11, 2006

Knock-off cow 

Someone who LIVES off knock offs of famous designers, and yet go around boasting that they're filthy rich 'cuz they wear "designer" clothes. (You gotta have a good eye to spot these "cows" out)

(Olivia walks into school showing off her fake knock off Prada bag)
Teresa- She thinks she got everyone fooled.
Haylie- Bitch.
Teresa- The dumbass, is a knock-off cow.
Haylie- Yeah, everything she's worn this year is fake.
Teresa- Yup her hair is a knock off of paris Hilton's extention line.
Haylie- (gasp) Damn Knock-off cow!

Knock-off cow by Movie girl February 4, 2010

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

office cow 

Obese, resilient, lethargic, and often self-righteous women who work in an office environment that make daily life annoying for all they encounter. Office cows are generally very chatty and love to gossip with fellow bovine. They are commonly found in workplaces with cubicles, or long counters with multiple serving lines such as the DMV. No matter what one's goal is when trying to resolve an issue with an office cow, the insolent heifer will obfuscate things to the point of insanity.

The receptionist in the movie "Office Space" who repeatedly answers the phone saying "Corporate accounts this is Lanina speaking... just a moment" is a PRIME example of an office cow. So are the despicable gluttons found at the DMV who always contest your knowledge despite how thoroughly you've researched any given material simply because they've spent half their miserable lives behind that counter and, I quote "have been doing this since before you were born"... And you still can't get it right you ignorant slob!!!!

office cow by dreamsindigital October 21, 2010