Couser

A person that knows it all, But also blows it all.

Carrie was being a real couser at work today telling us how to do our job

Couser by The comeback Kidd January 1, 2021

causehead 

One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and often end up abandoning a previous cause for another more promising one.

Protestors who always feel the need to jump from one cause to another or a bunch of causes at once are causeheads.

causehead by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

couseimwesome

The improper yet cooler way of saying "Because I'm Awesome."

Dude why dont you share some of that chick-fil-a sandwich.

I don't have to couseimwesome and you're not.

couseimwesome by I r KewL August 31, 2009

coush

A winnipeg slang for Mary-Jane!

"you wanna go puff some coush?"

coush by 83andrea April 12, 2007

Couse 

A cat crossed with a mouse which is what apples cat emoji looks like

*couse scampers into a hole in the wall*
"Yo look at that cute couse"

Couse by Some_Douchbag111222 December 23, 2016

couse 

How scammers who reply to insults sent by members of 419eater will often spell "curse."

"i dey return all your couse to sender, and holy ghost fire consume you forever!!!!!!!!!!!111"

couse by Calvin N. Hobbes October 20, 2005

Couse 

Cant ordinarily use same expression?

Couse cause' is slang for because and I don't really have a reason to express.

Couse by some rando' August 30, 2019