A female first cousin once removed in the same generation as an aunt but is technically a cousin, or cousaunt.
1: "Hey, who's that?"
2: "That's my cousaunt."
1: "What's that mean?"
2: "She's my dad's cousin, so she's like cousin but she's an uncle. She's my cousaunt."
1: "You mean aunt."
2: "No, cousant."
1: "No, you said uncle. I think you meant aunt."
2: "Oh yea, thanks."
1: "No problem meng."
2: "That's my cousaunt."
1: "What's that mean?"
2: "She's my dad's cousin, so she's like cousin but she's an uncle. She's my cousaunt."
1: "You mean aunt."
2: "No, cousant."
1: "No, you said uncle. I think you meant aunt."
2: "Oh yea, thanks."
1: "No problem meng."
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