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courvoisier 

The preferred beverage of The Ladies' Man.
I got my Courvoisier right here.
courvoisier by Leon Phelps February 8, 2005

courtois 

A person who regrets opening his legs in front of others.
Remember when courtois got nutmegged twice at the Camp Nou.
courtois by w1secrack March 7, 2022

Courvoisier 

A drink. You pass it.
Pass the Courvoisier!
Courvoisier by Alexxxman October 26, 2005

Thibaut Courtois 

Tibo is Real Madrid's second hottest keeper just behind the hunk Iker Casillas. Tibo is a good keeper with amazing rizz as he took his ex-friend Kevin De Bruyne's girl.

Thibautis the only reason people like madrid and why they win.

Thibaut made with Kevin and became his boyfriend.
Gianni Infantino: Fsg do have the pic of Kevin and Thibaut Courtois kissing

Fsg: Yes my lord

Gianni Infantino: Excellent now Belgium will never win.

Gianni Infantino put the picture next to Kroos and Modric's wedding photos.
Thibaut Courtois by Sleeping pets September 11, 2023

jdog curtoise 

a gay anorexic dumb ugly stupid twat who thinks he's cool but everybody hates
fuck, that kid is such a jdog curtoise, I hope he dies

Courtois 

Always be kind and courtois.